This listing in the Carrollton neighborhood is a manic laundry list of reasons you should want to pay $1,595 to live in a 700-square foot basement apartment. Everything is "ULTRA LUXURY" from the "Exquisite Antique Chinese Inlaid Privacy divider," (because, you know, there's nothing separating the toilet from the rest of the space) to the "Framed High dollar Art throughout" (nice
Ferrari Lamborghini poster, bro). The tub is the "deepest on the market;" the dresser is no ordinary bureau, it's an "Antique Glass Knob chest of Drawers;" and the tub/shower has four different types of custom tile. There's a day bed, a 50-inch plasma TV with all the fixings, and the real perk: utilities are included.
· AMAZING BASEMENT EFFICENCY,BEST OF EVERYTHING,FULL FRNSHD,ALL INCLUSIV [Craigslist]