Artist lofts usually conjure up thoughts of soaring ceilings and open spaces, so labeling the Taylor Park Loft Apartments in Central City as such is a little confusing. Then again, it did come from Craigslist. Points for having no shame with the shout-outs, though – "Louis Armstrong, Harry Connick, Jr., Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and rapper Lil' Wayne all have called Uptown home," they want renters to know. Also, "area features" include craft cocktail hot-spot Cure over in the Freret neighborhood, plus Wendy's and Rally's. One bedrooms are going for $785 and include water, gas, internet, and an on-site management team. Still not sold? "Energy efficient appliances, gated parking and Fuseball [sic] tables are just a few notable features that our residents relish in."