The exterior shots and brokerbabble snippets present this just-listed Uptown townhouse as a rather elegant dwelling. But it's like a whole 'nother house is revealed when one looks inside the three-bedroom, three-and-a-half bathroom spot. Photos of the "luxury master bath w/ CUSTOM CLOSET" and that "huge 3rd floor loft bedroom" with a wetbar are missing. But do enjoy the entryway wall of mirrors that extends up the red-carpeted staircase, the apartment complex-style kitchen, and the bedroom with kicked-off cowboy boots and an unmade bed. All of this for $489,000.
· 1204 Aline St. [Sharpe Realty]