Offering a direct view of City Park, this just-listed 4,137-square-foot house has hit the market for, ahem, $700,000. The listing is straight-up with the fact that "a total renovation is needed to restore this home to its former glory." The main living areas don't look completely wrecked—at least a gut renovation doesn't seem to be in order for these rooms—but the kitchen and bathrooms definitely tell a sad tale. Besides the park bonus, there's also a spacious backyard (it needs work, but the potential is there) and off-street parking.
· Listing: 1116 City Park Ave. [Pivach Real Estate]